Did you hear?

This is Jon reporting from the bloggin world:.
i present to you the very first

"News, as it happens"

this segment is dedicated to keeping everyone up to date on the important headlines of the day, from the highlights to the lowlights and everything else in between

our first story of today is:.

Janice moves back home?

~ i stumbled upon this story (and her xanga) through a xanga subscription that i never signed up for... eerie ain't it? it seems that Janice is currently with her mom. I can't confirm nor deny what Janice's status is... but we offer up our prayers to her nevertheless that everything is working out. will update as soon as my sources can verify the situation

Cheska's anonymous internet
friend REVEALED!

~ on a visit to ms cheska's blog recently one will be surprised to see that the mysterious "anonymous" friend of cheska has finally revealed himself as a Mike Malufau, who is the cousin to cheska's Boof brother, Peter. the revelation comes as a shock to loyal readers but we wish things were unveiled under lighter circumstances

we also take time to pause to lift a little prayer to Peter Malufau
may his trials strengthen his resolve and we pray that he never forgets that we are all rooting for him
especially a certain lil girl who stands at 5' 0" but has a heart of gold

*STOP THE PRESSES!!!*

MS. GRACE MOSEQURA (from St. Lucy's Charismatic) ACTUALLY BLOGGED

oh mann, this is an incredibly rare event, comparable to a blue moon, or a solar eclipse, a must see for those who believe in miracles

see the infamous post here

and finally...

LOST NEMO!!

~a certain member of the Heart of Jesus prayer community had just realized that he can't find his nemo...

the lost subject is described as orange all over with white stripes...
he is also distinguishable with a malformed fin on his right side...
this is a rough sketch on what the subject looks like


"Hi there if you find me please tell my master"

please help this young man "find nemo"
last whereabouts of the subject was at Spirit Games 2004
any leads concerning the missing friend will be graciously appreciated...
we will be following this story as closely as possible!



well thats the news for tonight...
i'll end this off by saying

you can never be lost in this world...
when you have a friend...
but just in case both of you get lost... get a second friend as a backup

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