i would do this for her

i would do this for her (survey format)

1-touch their waist - first of all... why does touching them on their waist prelude to talking?
2-talk to them - i do this one
3-share secrets - can't keep any
4-give her your jacket - girls are never cold... they're too prideful!! haha syke... they care about you as much as a person i guess... they wouldnt want you to be cold either... either that or the girls a punk and wants u to be cold while shes rolling arond in your nice 150 dollar jacket... sucks
5-kiss them slowly - i love how this preludes to hugging as well... *sigh*

are you remembering this? trying my best to forget

6-hug her - i would do this one
7-hold her - yet i know theres a bi difference between this one and the one above... but its a bit redundant when ur hugging someone ur already holding them... another stupid one next!
8-laugh with her - i would laugh at her =D cuz that makes me smile
9-invite her somewhere - of course, but it doesnt matter where it is as long as shes with the one she likes (so make well sure that its you
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends - if your playing video games... hand her a controller... done!

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11-smile with her - uhh lame... (smile at her... because she makes you smile)
12-take pics with her - hahaha and post it on myspace but no kissy kissy stuff.. thats gross
13-pull her onto your lap - i have to hold back a joke on this one *sigh*
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back - forget that... if she loves you more stand up with ur arms raised like u just beat muhammad ali for the title of worlds heavyweight fighter -- and say i am the king BYAHH
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved -- uh your friends are trying to holler... step on their toes and poke them with ur finger... theyll stop soon after

Are you thinking about someone? my mommys at work making money for meeh... -- does that count?

16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her -- i would say... wheres mah burrito im hungry --
17-kiss her unexpectedly -- like her elbow and stuff... then kiss her patella... anywhere unexpected
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST -- OKAY IN ALL CAPS I GET YOUR POINT THIS IS PROBABLY REALLY IMPORTANT not...
19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! -- naw dude go "you're not fat, you're pretty!" that always gets them at the end
20-tell her the way you feel about her! -- eh girls are too complicated to confess too ahah... flirt till it hurts and show how you feel about her... that confuses them.... therefore... theyll like you more -- i mean i dont know anything about relationships? games? whats that... im lost... im just an honest young paperboy looking for love

..20 u need to show her you mean it too -- okay i should have read this one before i wrote that last thing... sigh haha i got owned

21-kiss her on the lips -- no dude the nose...
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff -- build a bears only work once a year people... and if u store her house enough of that crap... go watch chucky once... and see if she chucks them all out into the garbage the next day in fear or rabbid stuffed animals
23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD -- uhh OKAY, what the heck does this mean anyway
24-make her feel loved -- why is this so redundant... (duh jon maybe its important) no its a waste of space... if it was important it would be IN CAPS BECAUSE PEOPLE CANT UNDERSTAND THINGS AREN'T IMPORTANT WITHOUT CAPS
25-buy her stuff. small things can still help -- okay were focussing too much on the buy her things motiff -- do girls really like that? we can go to mcdonalds and i could splurge on double cheeseburgers for you

we might deny it but we accutally like and kinda want you to get us things -- AMEN

26-DON'T LIE TO HER. -- unless she asks u if she's pretty... then the answer by default is always -- ur better looking then my brother... it gets them everytime
27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER. -- plagerism is a nono! look at ur own scantrons... no group tests... etc etc
28-take her anywhere she wants --
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her -- if ur a stalker u can always go to her house and scribble love notes on her window with the fresh morning dew... chicks love that
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you -- then put a leash on you so she can pet you and feed u treats and teach u tricks (haha im kidding ladies)

are you still reading this u better be its important

31. Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too. -- because theyre too prideful to take taht stupid jacket
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her. -- no pda thats juss gross
33. Kiss her on the tip of her nose; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss them). ?! then work on her elbows and her knees... thats a sure sign of romance im telling u
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly. -- dont... ull miss important action scenes from the movie 9.00 isnt something to laugh at... kiss her during the credits or something... but chase scenes... she might as well not be there okay
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her -- haha thats their job... to mess with our minds... we cant top the masters... oh well

remember this next time you are with her

36. When people diss her, stand up for her. -- you bore me survey
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her. -- of course
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you. -- hahahahahahaha so many steps... make sure to bring this sheet of paper around you to make sure u follow each correctly
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand. -- yes
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible -- suffocate her girls like that

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. -- darn im guilty of this one
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears. -- =P i really actually like this one
43. Take her for long walks at night. -- aww... mann this surveys getting good
44. Always Remind her how much you love her. -- eh it tanked at the end haha... but yah

youll never know when she needs just a lil more love -- buy her a puppy

haha -- im just keeding... ill add a 45 to redeem myself

45. Always be there for her in rain and in snow... never cause her to cry one single tear... but love her with ur whole heart mind and soul... pray for her... talk about her to God and pray that she may be blessed all her life... never steer the relationship toward each other... but because of your desire to get closer to Him -- may you guys be drawn closer... always think about her... but dont let her know... if u like her... words mean nothing... even if they want to hear them... actions are more powerful