100 things you shouldn't know about me

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
open of course -- the closet monster told me he likes the fresh ventilation

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
no... i've finally gotten to lazy to take advantage of free stuff from hotels

3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?
of course -- i've ordered room service plenty of times... im riskay like that

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
err... stolen? i've come into possession of a wet floor sign questionably... and i also own a few orange street cones that i don't seem to recall obtaining... they seem to have just ended up at the house...

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
post-its are in direct correlation to studying... it takes enough effort to read a textbook as it is... plus the sheer variety of post it notes now adays can only breed anxiety... simplicity people... use a highlighter or just ask ur friend what notes are important during lecture!!

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
well back in the day i remember my sunday chores required me to cut out coupons for grocery shopping... i believe this fiasco ended around the time we cut our subscription to the la times... theres a coupon for free tokens at chuck e cheese sitting in my car (i have no clue how it got there..) just waiting to be used i guess...

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
or a big swarm of bears... yup id rather not get attacked either

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
no i dont... smilling shrinks my eyes... i look strangely chinese in my drivers licence picture because of that

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
my drivers licence picture where i decided to smile

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
nope but i ate a brownie one time

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude for a magazine?
HECK YAH if u replace the word "a magazine" with your wife... and the word "strip or pose nude for" with kiss lovingly

30. Describe your perfect date?
well with all these additions to myspace these days... ill wait until I and my girl can share a myspace movie... a myspace dinner... a myspace long walk on the beach... and a myspace "goodnight kiss as i walk her to the door"... these features will probably be available by the end of the month

31. Can you change the oil on a car?
technically without paying for people to change your oil ur oil wont be changed... so technically you are exerting change on your car that results in your oil getting changed... so technically i cant... because i dont have a job yet so i use my moms money... my mom can change the oil in my car "technically"

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
*sigh* can you believe it was on the way to a spirit games meeting (one that i was supposed to be heading... timing sure is cruddy) i should have flirted my way out of it...

33. Ran out of gas?
not with my BABY... my car's fuel bar and the LETTER E are very close friends... they're rarely away from each other these days... but i have a special nickname for my car "miracle car" everytime the fuel light comes on... i just rub the dashboard lovingly and ask gently "come on baby... just get me home... i dont have any cash right now... and i know for sure my mom will you up tomorrow morning" works every time... i went to oxnard once like that

34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
im split between peanutbutter and jelly and pastrami... hmm... decisions decisions... how peanut butter pastrami and jelly~ would that be feasible?

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
breakfast... whats breakfast? is that a before noon thing... i dont get it

36. What is your usual bedtime?
bedtime whats a bedimte? i dont get it

37. Are you lazy?
i would list the million amount of things i accompish in the day but... typing too much is err.. detrimental to your health (eh... who am i kidding i'm lazy)

40. How many languages can you speak?
im fluent in english and tagalog... and i can fake spanish and mock japanese by talking in an accent and repeating car brands "mistubushi-san toyota hyundai!!" thats my mock japanese for... ur hair smells nice

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
nope...actually... we keep getting magazines at our home that we didnt subscribe for... the address is correct but the name isnt.. so sometimes i have reading material for when i'm at csulb (dont matter if theyre in spanish... thats what the pictures are there for)

42.Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
what are lincoln logs... is that a "white" thing?

43. Are you stubborn?
only when your wrong

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
they're both boring... conan o brian is the real star of late night

45. Ever watch soap operas?
i couldnt catch on in high school... whenver id be home (ditching?! -- me never!! i was sick *cough *cough... see) there would be so many characters that i would get lost because they had their own stories and each scen change would feature a different character... other than that i was an avid follwer of male soap operas... aka the WWF

46. Afraid of heights?
never -- it's the falling that scares me

47. Sing in the car?
does matthew carew have a big house (heck yah)

48. Dance in the shower?
im a superstar in there... actually sorry for the visual... but it's like one tier higher than dancing at home in your underwear because no ones home...... darn i should have just lied and said no

49. Dance in the car?
the best dancing i do is in the car... my passengers are always mortified the first time around... driving with your knees is an acquired skill after all

50. Ever used a gun?
after duck hunt got too hard (even when pointing the gun directly at the screen) i unplugged the gun and stuffed it in my pants and walked around like a thug (boy being a 6 year old sure was great)

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
that would be jerryleens debut (21 years old and still doing debuts... i need friends my age sheesh)

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
i love a good musical -- nothing beats my fav moulin rouge, the most recent one, high school musical, had its merits of course... yo momma's cheesy (oohhh what now)

53. Is Christmas stressfull?
outside immediate family i can only afford to get a gift for one special person a year (who's going to be the lucky boy/girl this year!) so it's not =D

54. Ever eat a pierogi?
naw dude im a virgin

55. Favorite fruit pie?
portos fruit pie! you dont know what im talking about? too bad, sit down shut up... and dream about pie you've never had -- sigh i want some pie right now

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
video game tester ... but kids grow up and things change... i remember when i changed my mind because i doubted my future in the business... just last week haha...

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
haha -- play resident evil by yourself at midnight without lights... it doesnt matter what you believe at that point

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
frequently --

*im getting irritated at the survey at this point... ITS TOO FREAKING LONG -- this is probably the same point in time your thinking the same thing... forgive me if my answers become more sarcastic and general after this point

59. Take a vitamin daily?
i'm against drug addictions

60. Wear slippers?
does a filipino like rice?

62. What do you wear to bed?
wouldnt you want to know -- perv

63. First concert?
nsyncs pop oddessy tour... i was selling concessions... during our break we would stand three feet away from the stage thinking... wow were getting paid to watch a show this close hahaha

64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
walmart for shoes... target for everything else "k-mart?" they still have those?!

65. Nike or Adidas?
walmarts or payless -- either really

66.Cheetos Or Fritos?
high school choice - hot fries
then flaming hot cheetos (sometimes w/ lime)
then came flaming hot flavor on doritos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
flight nuts... sweet and salty yumm

68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?
gorp thats easy... "Germans only raise poodles" duh... i'm not an amateur geez

***ahh this questionaire is too long... i'm starting to hate each and every one of these questions... hahah.. i might start writing stupid stuff.. good luck -- matt will take over from this point on i'm answering how i think jon would

69. Ever take dance lessons?
no. i never took lessons. i used to be captain of the drill team though. but i quit. too many women were flirting with me and it hurts a lot when you break a girl's heart

70. Is there a profession you can picture your future spouse doing?
yes. he will be a chef

72. Ever won a spelling bee?
no. but i got lots of participation awards

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yes. i was downright gay

75. Own a record player?
who cares

76. Do you rarely burn incense?
yes. i used to play with fire when i was little and i would burn incense along with just about anything else i could find

77. Ever been in love?
yes. last christmas, i gave someone my heart. but the very last day, he gave it away

78. Who would you like to see in concert?
concerts are stupid. reading owns

80. Hot tea or cold tea?
raspberry ice tea

81. Tea or coffee?
raspberry ice tea

82. Favorite kind of cookie?
raspberry ice tea

83. Can you swim well?
yes. i used to watch dogs swim in the lagoon in the philippines and i would copy them and show my lola

84. Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
yes. i learned when i would watch my lolo dive in the ocean to catch an octopus and save the drowning pigs. i was born in the philippines

85. Are you patient?
hahaha. no. i'm nurse

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
band. live music would set the mood for my honeymoon

88. Ever have plastic surgery?
ewww

89. Which are better black or green olives?
raspberry ice tea

90. Can you knit or crochet?
i love knitting. girls love a man that's like a girl

91. Best room for a fireplace?
the bathroom. because i want to be warm when i'm naked. wouldn't that be brilliant? i would love to just relax in the bathroom and read my newspaper by a fireplace.

92. Do you want to get married?
of course. my current prospects are henri matt and cj... hoping to include some females in the future

94. Who was your elementary school crush?
janmichael bagtulog =) he had the cutest nose because it looks like it got hammered flat into his face

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
no. being emo works better

96. Do you have kids?
both of them just graduated college =)

97. Do you want kids?
of course. i love kids. more hands to do labor

98. Whats your favorite color?
red for romance. i'm a pretty romantic guy. i like to take out girls for walks in Descanso Gardens and then on the beach when the moon is out. then i'd take them to a fancy italian place and eat on a patio while we're serenaded by young italian crooners. we'd feed each other spaghetti and kiss because we ate the same noodle. <3

99. Do you miss anyone right now?
yes. i wonder what he's doing right now...

100. Who do you wanna see right now?
catherine zeta-jones <3